Imagine someone creating scenarios in their head with you in it
(via our-dreams-and-rage)
gf bread: *is gluten free*
my absolute idiot brain: [softly] girlfriend bread 💖👩❤️💋👩🍞💖
(via thebootydiaries)
“They’re like, 12”— — The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)
u ever catch yourself overthinking then you’re like bitch what the fuck who cares
(via fl0at3r)
why my hand shaky
your skeleton is ready to hatch
this is so fucking ominous thank you
(via fl0at3r)